Do you sigh when the decorations come out of the loft?
Do you hear Wham's popular festive hit "Last Christmas" and think "If only"?
Are you being dragged along to the Burton Street Christmas Market, again?
Never fear. This year we've got you covered. Tucked away in a quiet corner of Burton Street, well away from all the festive nonsense, we're having our very own "scrooge crèche". We have a range of activities on offer, including:
Entry is free, though patrons will be unenthusiastically encouraged to enter our unfestive prize draw. We know you know that it's just a shameless attempt to get a bit of money out of you. But still, if you go through the motions you could be in with the chance of winning one of the following disappointing prizes:
Absolutely nothing at all.
1 Maxell E-180 3 hour blank VHS cassette (in original wrapper)
One full ream (wrapped) of A4 copy paper OR one half ream (unwrapped) of A3 copy paper (final decision is ours)
Full, unrestricted use of our conferencing facilities (not including catering or wifi) for any one full half-hour slot between 8am-9am, Sunday 18th March 2018, for a maximum of three delegates.
Moving and Handling (Objects) Introductory Training (2 hour course).
Update 14th November 2017: We are pleased to confirm that sofas have just been added to the list of planned activities.